So, when someone asks you to follow him into the biggest hole in the earth, what do you say? Well, yes of course!...Well, yes of course if he is asking literally and not spiritually, emotionally, mentally, or any other kind of -ally.
The Grand Canyon is amazing. It makes everyone look better. Just look how handsome the Grand Canyon makes this fellow look...
This next picture looks even better, not because the handsome fellow is gone, but because of what it took to take it. This next picture came after climbing to the bottom of the canyon and back...
...let's get a few details:
Detail 1: Don't climb down a hole a mile deep alone! Always take at least two people as good or better looking than you;
Detail 2: The Grand Canyon makes everything you do look cool--you could put your backpack on at home or school...or you could put it on at the Grand Canyon!
Detail 3: Just in case you didn't catch the first part, the Grand Canyon makes you look awesome, just look at this guy...
Detail 4: The Grand Canyon is so great is makes you want to stick tissues in your nose and start dancing...well maybe not the first part, unless you have allergies, but definitely dancing...
Detail 5: The Grand Canyon has a cool bridge at the bottom!
Detail 6: And a green oasis!
Detail 7: The Grand Canyon gives you Spring, Fall, Summer, and Winter weather all in one day!...
...well, that might not be a highlight, but (Detail 8), if you buy a beanie at the bottom (a better choice in my life), then you won't be cold the next day.